by Elmer Beaureguard
Mother Nature proves no match for the Minnesota Legislature.
Today is the day that the Minnesota Legislature votes on the "Global Warming Mitigation Act", and just the mere thought of it has sent warmer temperatures scurrying back of to Florida.
Winter rears its ugly head with a late spring snowstorm in Minnesota, and the temperature went from 81º to 18º in 10 days. Lawmakers were overjoyed! Never before has a piece of Legislation had such an instantaneous effect. They haven't even voted on it yet and the weather is already capitulating.
Of course this law will be a slam dunk, and should easily pass through both houses, and I'm sure the Governor will sign it. Just look outside! They'll all be deemed "prophetic".
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Nice call in to Garage Logic! We just posted a link on our village site. This is a hoot no matter how you look at it.
Buy my t-shirt so everyone can see I'm an idiot too.
Talk about a collection of non-substatiated pap. You need to believe in a science conspiracy it's the common factor among people who can't comprehend science.
You would've been lead of the crew that would have burned Galileo at the stake given half the chance.
But today you lead the crew that could care less whether habitat support spawing walleyes or any otehr wildlife that support a myriad of industries bring $1 billion into our state as long as the DNR fish truck 'gits' to the lake in time.
I can hardly wait for the next time you pimp yourself on GL. Maybe you have been around for alot of Minnesota winters but it's clear you spent most of them inside watching TV and scratching yourself.
Huh?
keep up the good work
40 some years ago a goon, such as ourselfs, named Jay Ward, bought a small island on the canadian border. He began a campaign to make his island a seperate country. He bought a van, painted graphics, and equiped it with a megaphone speaker system. He toured 60 major cities gathering signitures (here comes the moral) and promoting an idea he had for a TV show. You guessed it, Rocky and Bullwinkle. The islands name was Moosylvania (google it)
Point being: get all the exposure you can, increase your marketing, capitolize on the movement (yes' I said movement) now because your "15 minutes of fame" will be gone as fast as the medias fixation on "acid rain".
I, for my part, will help spread the word in my humble home town of Duluth. The anti Al Gore massacree movement must be preached, because after all, global warming is a religion.
Off to my closet to find my Easter Parka.
Keep the faith